Oh England My Leotard

Song written by Peter Brewis and performed by Pamela Stephenson on 'Not The Nine O'Clock News', the BBC's alternative comedy show. It was a bastardised version of Them Heavy People with alternative lyrics. The song is not so much a satire of Kate as a skewering of the record buying public who only buy my latest hits / because they like my latex tits.

References
  • Graeme Thomson, Under the Ivy: the Life & Music of Kate Bush. ISBN 9781780381466

Everyone trying hard
To get inside my leotard